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CRAZY : Women’s Slouchy Hat Knitting Pattern


Grab this FREE Bulky Hat Knitting Pattern below, which is supported by ads, or you can purchase the ad-free PDF, to the right.

This is my new favorite hat… and it’s gonna be a hard one to beat.

I don’t usually get all emotional when I put a hat on, but this one was different… it just felt perfect.

“When I put this hat on it felt soooo good I didn’t want to take it off!”

:) About the Pattern:

Knits up in about 2-3 hours

Difficulty level: Beginner

Includes 1 written pattern to knit a hat, no chart

Stretchy, one size fits most {21-23″ head circumference}

Knit-in-the-round, no instructions to knit flat

Knit & purl stitches

Knit 2 together

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:) Materials Needed:

Craft Scissors  

Rubber Band Stitch Markers  

Approximately 75 yards of a super bulky yarn

I used less than one skein of Malabrigo Rasta, Pagoda {Watch how it works up!}

Size 13 needles with a 16" cable  

Size 15 needles with 16″ cable

{I used my Large Circular Knitting Needle Set to easily switch the needles sizes!}

Darning Needle, or tool of choice to weave in ends

FREE Bulky Hat Knitting Pattern:

Using size 13 {9mm} needles with 16″ {41cm} circular cable

CO 40 STS, PM, join in the round

Round 1-4: *K2, P2*

Switch to size 15 {10mm} needles with 16″ {41cm} circular cable

Round 5-30, approx. 6 ½”: *K*

Round 31: *K6, K2TOG* {- 5 STS, 35 STS remaining}

Round 32: *K5, K2TOG* {- 5 STS, 30 STS remaining}

Round 33: *K4, K2TOG* {- 5 STS, 25 STS remaining}

Round 34: *K3, K2TOG* {- 5 STS, 20 STS remaining}

Round 35: *K2, K2TOG* {- 5 STS, 15 STS remaining}

Round 36: *K1, K2TOG* {- 5 STS, 10 STS remaining}

Do not bind-off. Leave a long tail, about 10″, and pull it through the remaining STS remove markers. Pull tight and push through the top hole to the inside and weave in the ends.

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Blocking… you’re almost there!

It’s a little weird, but I use a saucer.

Like a teacup and saucer ;)

I put it inside the hat, so the bottom “swirl” is in the center of the saucer and the saucer is bulging outward.

I get a clean washcloth soaking wet and press it on the “swirl” until it’s fairly damp and let it dry overnight.

This hat shaped perfectly the first time!


* – * – repeat pattern

BO – bind-off in pattern*

CO – cast-on {long-tail cast-on method}*

K – knit stitches {K1 means to knit 1 stitch}*

K2TOG – knit 2 stitches together*

P – purl stitches {P2 means to purl 2 stitches}*

STS – stitches

How-to Video:

How to end a hat:

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CRAZY : Women’s Slouchy Hat Knitting Pattern


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:) Crazy:

“I'm not crazy.
My reality is just different then yours.”
~ Cheshire Cat

{This is an Alice in Wonderland inspired slouchy hat.}

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